Famous Four Bloggers, One Found Dead

Nef, one of the authors of the infamous Four Blind Folks blog, has been found dead at her home, a chocolate bar stuck up her nose. Though police say it might have been a case of the ''chocolate munchies'', they have not ruled out foul play. Based on the rate of the decomposition of the body (police said it also might be her normal body odour), police estimated Nef to die around twenty four hours ago.

Police have questioned the other three authors. Imp has claimed that he was watching American Idol with his family while the murder occurred at the estimated time. Deric, aka Dr. Ice, said that he was treating a polar bear with hypothermia in the Artic Circle. A. Shakir has yet to be found, as his house was invaded by a political mob, hell bent on using his toilet after they consumed a spicy dish of sambal.

Police have called to anyone who has any information on the case.

--The New Straits Times