Tharini aka Nef IS NOT DEAD

Locals in Zimbababawawaye have found her hiding in an abandoned shed in a remote jungle after discovering footsteps leading up to the shed.  DNA tests have confirmed it's her, while the dead Tharini everyone has assumed all this while was actually a test clone, murdered due to her emotional instability.  But she has confirmed her departure from (formerly) The 4 Blind Folks, now officially inherited by Amirul Shakir aka Bob, Imran Raouf aka Imp and Deric Chan aka Dr Ice.

Tharini having a drink after she was found

A sad day...

... to learn that Nef had her life taken away so brutally and mercilessly by a bar of chocolate. National mourning tomorrow, flags will fly at quarter-mast, and the funeral procession shall start at 8am at 74, Jalan Cadbury, 45000 Petaling Jaya, Selangor. And in accordance with her untimely demise, this blog shall be renamed (temporarily until unanimous decision is made) as The 3 Blind Mice.

Famous Four Bloggers, One Found Dead

Nef, one of the authors of the infamous Four Blind Folks blog, has been found dead at her home, a chocolate bar stuck up her nose. Though police say it might have been a case of the ''chocolate munchies'', they have not ruled out foul play. Based on the rate of the decomposition of the body (police said it also might be her normal body odour), police estimated Nef to die around twenty four hours ago.

Police have questioned the other three authors. Imp has claimed that he was watching American Idol with his family while the murder occurred at the estimated time. Deric, aka Dr. Ice, said that he was treating a polar bear with hypothermia in the Artic Circle. A. Shakir has yet to be found, as his house was invaded by a political mob, hell bent on using his toilet after they consumed a spicy dish of sambal.

Police have called to anyone who has any information on the case.

--The New Straits Times

Somebody call 911.....

... shawty fire burning on da dance floor, whoooaaa...



ANYWAY.... this blog's getting dead-er and dead-er by the day.... where are my other two maids? Please call me at 016-0000000 if you see

Imran Raouf

Amirul Shakir @ Bob

Cash reward of 100,000 Rupiah for the capture of Imran and 100,000 SGD for Bob. And a lifetime supply of KFC Cheesy Wedges too!