The blog is NOT DEAD.

What a lie. It is.

Just dropping by to say hi and hello good people! As some of you might know, Mr. A. Shakir's living quarters was attacked by a violent mob of politicians who allegedly ate too much sambal ikan bilis and wanted to find the nicest toilet around. Shakir, wear a helmet at all times.

-Mesej ini dibawakan khas oleh Menteri Keselamatan Orang Ketiak Basah Malaysia.